My Silver Tongue Conquers the Six Kingdoms

[Ridiculously Funny × Alternate History × Unbeatable Trash Talk]

Zhao Tiezhu, a modern office drone determined to lie flat and coast through life, transmigrates into the least-favored princess in ancient times. Faced with being sent off for a political marriage, she slams her hand on the table. “No way! Unless the other side's chieftain is so hideous it would make the gods descend from the heavens!”

Unfortunately, she has nothing going for her except a magically empowered mouth and a golden finger that grants her unpredictable Word Magic. She curses someone with “May lightning strike you dead!” and the enemy camp really gets struck by lightning the next second. She grumbles, “They're so poor they have to eat dirt,” and the enemy kingdom's economy inexplicably collapses before her eyes.

And so, the course of history across the Six Kingdoms takes a bizarre turn because of her:

A peerlessly handsome man plays her a tune. She says, “Bro, that melody's more off-key than my life is miserable.”

The stuffy Grand Tutor is so furious he needs oxygen. “This is a disgrace to propriety! You've trampled all over decorum!”

The Northern General is put in charge of watching her, but always ends up cleaning up her messes. “My military career has never faced a challenge like this.”

All she wants is to keep her head down and stay alive, but her trash-talking skills keep activating on their own, and before she knows it, she's turning the world upside down.

“Tell me, who else dares to challenge me?”

See how this ridiculous princess uses her big mouth to set the court buzzing and sweep through the Six Kingdoms!

Classic Princess Quote 1: “My dream is to become a slab of braised pork belly, salty and tender, and perfect with rice.”

Classic Princess Quote 2: (When faced with an assassin) “Bro, have you bought a package deal? I don't want to die without a discount. What a rip-off.”

Classic Princess Quote 3: “My good sir, with your intelligence, even that big yellow dog at the village entrance would refuse to become sworn brothers with you, in case you brought down the average.”