Three Kingdoms: Martial Arts Showdown

Overworked office drone Wang Yu transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms as a servant named Chen Ergou, and from the start he has just three seconds before he’s buried alive! At the brink of despair, the peerless assassin Diao Chan picks the lock and arrives, passing water from her lips to his to activate the Battle Instinct Insight System. When he recruits Dian Wei, he laughs and yells, “What a steal!” When he fights Lu Bu, he dodges and curses, “Are you using cheats?!” When he saves Zhen Mi, he quips, “This battle’s like a romance drama...” By the time Wang Yu, half his hair turned white, stands with a halberd in hand as the ruler of his own kingdom, Cao Cao laments, “Why was I born if Wang Yu was going to be born too?” Zhuge Liang gives his feather fan a gentle wave. “My lord, the Roman delegation has arrived. They say they want to buy our silk and gunpowder recipes.”