Back from Cultivation, Everyone I Deceived Became a God!

Lin Feng, a half-step Dao Ancestor, returns with billions of years’ worth of cultivation resources. Earth’s spiritual energy is too thin?

No problem. He seeks out people with spiritual roots and sweet-talks them into becoming gods: “A calamity has befallen the Heavenly Court. The gods have descended to undergo tribulations, and you’re the reincarnation of Nezha!” “You’re the Supreme Lord Lao, you’re the Primordial Heavenly Lord, you’re Chang’e...”

He gathers a huge crowd of disciples and instills in them from childhood that they are “reincarnated gods,” planting seeds of responsibility in their hearts. Little immortals from every corner do good deeds to earn “merit,” never realizing that this so-called “merit” is actually an inexhaustible source of cultivation resources for Lin Feng. Before long, long-silent temples and Taoist shrines are bustling with worshippers, and even the turtles in the wishing ponds are exhausted!

When foreigners claim the South China Sea as their own, Guanyin appears: “Who says this place doesn’t belong to China? I’ve been cultivating here for ten thousand years. Back then, you were still monkeys.”

When foreign spacecraft try to plant a flag on the moon, Chang’e blocks their way: “Speak Chinese! If you don’t understand, I’ll slap you all the way back!”

When someone on a certain treasure island tries to pursue secession, Taibai Jinxing descends upon Mazu Temple and delivers the Jade Emperor’s decree: “The islanders have forgotten their roots and betrayed their ancestors. Mazu is forbidden from granting them favorable weather!”

When someone cites the Bible and invokes the “Promised Land” to justify an invasion, Lin Feng summons his disciple’s disciple, God, to set the record straight: “I’m God, and I never said this land belonged to the descendants of Judas the traitor!”

Everyone believes they are gods chosen by fate, but no one knows that from Nezha to God, the entire divine realm is a scheme Lin Feng devised himself.