I've Become an Immortal, So Why Is Mom Still Making Me Work as a Preschool Teacher?

[Urban cultivation] + [behind-the-scenes scheming] + [comedy]

Lin Feng, Dao Ancestor after a million years of roaming the cultivation world, plans to visit Earth while the teleportation array is active.

But an enemy hiding in the shadows strikes, hoping to kill Lin Feng with the energy released when the array self-destructs.

The teleportation array is destroyed, leaving Lin Feng with a one-way trip to Earth. The energy from its destruction also leaves him badly injured, with his spiritual sea damaged. He can only use the abilities of the Nascent Soul stage and can no longer replenish his energy with spirit stones or other resources.

To avoid having to fight, he can only lie low.

But when he returns to Earth, he discovers that the million years he spent in the cultivation world amounted to less than two months on Earth.

He has a vocational-school diploma in preschool education. As soon as he gets home, his mother forces him to find a job, and he starts working at a kindergarten.

After a million years away from Earth, he's forgotten almost all the preschool teaching skills he learned at vocational school. He can only lead a group of children on an unusual path to cultivation and apotheosis.

Before long, strange incidents connected to Gusu Friendship Elite Kindergarten start cropping up.

“The kids are growing too fast!” “The kids can talk to animals!” “My kid's even more unbelievable. He's only four, but he's ridiculously strong!” “My child says he's Nezha and insists on helping the police catch bad guys every day!”

Then one day, a small country brings a Bible to the United Nations, claiming that God promised them a land, and uses that claim to wage war abroad again and again.

Guanyin appears in the South China Sea; the moon is overrun with rabbits, and Chang'e grills rabbit legs before sending astronauts who can't speak Chinese back to Earth; the Dragon King of the East Sea takes his shrimp soldiers and crab generals to Japan to demand compensation for the Fukushima nuclear plant's wastewater discharge!

In no time, the gods of Huaxia have all revealed themselves.

Countries around the world dispatch pilgrimage teams to China to seek the true scriptures!