The Simp Awakens: A Poem for the Goddess Luoshen from the Start, Shocking the Internet

Lin Mo woke up to find himself transmigrated into the body of the campus flower's laughable simp, and awakened the Encyclopedia of China. He watched the campus flower take the gift he'd given her and turn around to go on a date with another guy. Then he looked at his childhood friend beside him. He called his childhood friend, a top-tier star who'd had a crush on him for years. “Feifei, I'm broke. Please take care of me.” On the day they made their relationship public, fans across the internet went wild: “How does this simp deserve our goddess?!” The next day, the goddess's look as the Goddess of the Luo River in her new drama was revealed, stunning everyone. Lin Mo casually presented her with “Ode to the Goddess of the Luo River”: “She moves like a startled swan, graceful as a swimming dragon… Her faint form is like the moon veiled by wispy clouds; she drifts like snow caught in a swirling breeze…” The poem left the whole internet speechless, then set the literary world ablaze! Fans: “Anyone who calls Lin Mo a simp again is an idiot! He's clearly the God of Literature, descended from heaven to certify our goddess!” The campus flower: “Why didn't you use this trick to pursue me back then?” Lin Mo: “You weren't worthy.” The industry: “From now on, Su Feifei as the Goddess of the Luo River sets the standard for beauties in period dramas!” Su Feifei: “Honey, I'm playing a femme fatale in my next drama. Write me another poem?” And so Lin Mo embarked on his grand career as a literary plagiarist. You used to laugh at me for being a simp. Now, call me the one and only god.