This Demon King Is Ridiculously Powerful, Yet Far Too Lazy to Deal with Trouble

Lin Qi awakened the Shennong System and spent three years keeping his head down in the Forbidden Zone of the Gods’ Fall.

When he emerged, he had just one simple wish: find a place to lie flat, grow some vegetables, raise some flowers, and live as an unambitious nobody who wanted nothing to do with the world.

For “safety,” he casually exchanged for a maid who looked like she could fight.

[Ding! Congratulations, you’ve obtained the thirteenth-tier Sword Maid, Yue Ying.]

He reminded her over and over, “Remember, our core principle is to keep a low profile! Whatever you do, don’t cause trouble!”

Yue Ying nodded respectfully. “Yes, Master.”

Then trouble came knocking all on its own…

The Holy Land’s Son of God tried to steal his maid.

Just as he was about to say, “Let’s talk this out,”

Yue Ying gave him an “unhappy” look, and the Son of God’s ninth-tier bodyguard squad was annihilated on the spot.

A million-strong army laid siege to the city.

He was just about to say, “We can negotiate,”

when the gardener, Dalu, raised his watering can and gave a light spray. The army and their Godslayer Crossbows instantly melted into compost beneath a rain of life.

An ancient Dragon God issued an apocalyptic warning.

He was still thinking about how to apologize,

when the cook, A Fu, had already gone out with a cleaver in hand. “This dragon’s bones look nice and sturdy. Perfect for a pot of fine soup.”

Lin Qi looked at the Holy Lords and Divine Emperors kneeling all over the ground, along with the emperors fighting to offer up their kingdoms, and clutched his head in despair:

“I just want to quietly grow some potatoes. Why is that so hard?!”

“I really, really, really just hate trouble!”

At that moment, Yue Ying was carefully recording her master’s latest divine decree in her little notebook:

[Master says he just wants to grow potatoes. Unspoken meaning: He is dissatisfied with this world’s efficiency, hinting that we must speed up unification and turn the entire continent into his potato field.]