Primordial Era: Heavenly Dao? Whoever Wants This Mess Can Have It!

Xiao Kuang, a modern-day slacker who has just scraped through a third-rate diploma mill, wakes up to find himself transmigrated straight into the perilous and unpredictable Primordial World. And his landing spot couldn't be more precise: right in the middle of the final battle of the Dao-Devil War!

“Boom!”

The dust settles after a deafening crash. Xiao Kuang staggers to his feet and looks down, nearly scared out of his wits. Beneath him are two figures who seem to be the legendary Dao Ancestor Hongjun and Demon Ancestor Luohu. Have... have they been squashed into a pair of two-dimensional pancakes by his fall?!

[Heavenly Dao: ((´--)--)-_-)???? (System malfunctioning)]

The Heavenly Dao is completely stunned! Its chosen spokesperson is gone, and so is the devil who was supposed to stir up the calamity! The Primordial World's story hasn't even begun, and the protagonist and the greatest villain have already been written out?! With the world's timeline on the brink of collapse, the Heavenly Dao has no choice but to grab whoever it can and force this completely bewildered underachiever into the position of one who joins with the Dao!

[Heavenly Dao: ...Join with the Dao... preach... advance the calamity... get to work!]

Xiao Kuang: “???? Join with the Dao? Preach? I don't know the first thing about preaching! I even failed advanced math! A calamity? My brain only knows how to play battle royale games and lie flat. Is this high-level stuff really something I can handle?”

And so, the entire style of the Primordial World goes completely off the rails.

Others preach with celestial flowers raining from the sky and Golden Lotuses Springing from the Earth. Xiao Kuang preaches: “Fellow Daoists, today we'll be discussing three hundred and sixty-five ways to slack off, and how doing nothing can positively improve your state of mind...”

Others advance the calamity with overwhelming baleful energy and peerless schemes. Xiao Kuang advances it: “Hey, you guys, stop fighting! How about we sit down and play Fight the Landlord? The loser can go out and face the calamity?”

The Heavenly Dao, in a