Xiao Kuang, a modern salty fish who just graduated from a third-rate pheasant university, woke up and traveled directly to the dangerous and unpredictable world of the ancient world, and his landing point was extremely precise - right in the center of the final battle of the Dao-Demon War!
"Bang!"
There was a loud noise and the smoke dispersed. Xiao Kuang got up unsteadily, and when he took a closer look, he almost lost his mind. Under him, what seemed to be the legendary Dao Ancestor Hongjun and Demon Ancestor Luo Hu, seemed... As if they had been smashed into two two-dimensional cakes by him? !
Tiandao: ((´--)--)-_-)? ? ? ? (The program is in chaos)]
Tiandao was completely confused! The scheduled spokesperson for Heaven is gone, and the devil who stirred up the calamity is gone! The protagonist and the biggest villain have already finished filming before the prehistoric script has even started? ! Seeing that the world line was about to collapse, Tiandao had no choice but to grab a strong man and force this confused-looking scumbag into Hedao's position!
[Tiandao: ... Hedao... Preaching... Promoting calamity... Get to work quickly!
Xiao Kuang: "??? Hedao? Preaching? Let me tell you the hammer method! I failed even high-level mathematics! Measuring calamity? My brain only knows how to eat chicken and lie flat. Can I play this high-end game?"
As a result, the ancient painting style completely went astray.
Others preached about flowers falling from the sky and golden lotuses from the ground; Xiao Kuang preached - "Dear fellow Taoists, today we will mainly talk about the 365 techniques of 'catching fish' and the positive impact of 'catching fish' on improving the mood..."
Others pushed Meijie to be evil and unparalleled in calculations; Xiao Kuang pushed Meijie - "Brothers, stop fighting! How about... Let's sit down and fight a landlord? Will the loser be punished?"
God's way is one
