Name: The Sage Who Reaches the Heavens as a Dad: A Primordial Father-Daughter Duo
Author: Heavenly God Crosses the River

Synopsis

[Absurdist, bizarre, no romance, devoted dad, comedy, everyone dotes on the heroine, no angst for the heroine]

Tongtian was violated! In his reckless youth, the last surviving Chaos Demon God forcibly engaged in dual cultivation with him on the verge of death.

Tongtian was still a Great Luo Golden Immortal, but he was as helpless as a delicate flower, with no power to fight back.

And so, the orthodox heir of Pangu, the Pure One Tongtian, found himself with a big son.

Ever since Xuanyin became conscious, she had been especially fond of clinging to her father.

For example… Xuanyin asked, “Daddy, who’s my mommy?”

Tongtian gritted his teeth and spat furiously, “Some dog person!”

Xuanyin suddenly understood. “So I was born to a dog! Woof, woof!”

Tongtian instantly broke down. “Aaaah! Silly girl, don’t say that!”

Yuanshi happened to walk by and gave them a disgusted look. “Utterly improper.”

Taishang nodded approvingly. “What a lovely father-daughter bond!”

On the surface, Xuanyin is an adorable little girl and the heroine. In reality, she’s the star of a beefed-up prehistoric parody of Married… with Children.

She beats people up, steals things, and even cons, cheats, pretends to be deaf, bullies men, and takes advantage of women. Xuanyin does it all.

Xuanyin: “I can’t bring shame on Daddy, so I’m going to be the liveliest kid in all the prehistoric world.”

Tongtian: “I don’t mind losing a little face. I’m begging you, just behave yourself.”

Stats

78Chapters

1.4kReads · 30 days

82kReads · all time

111Shelf adds, last 14 days

6.4Score

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