The Shepherd Boy's Intelligence Report: A Monkey Is Trapped Under Five-Finger Mountain Today
牧童：今日情报，五指山压了个猴
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- Completed
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- 575k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
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- Fantasy High-Concept
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- 9mo ago
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- Sing, You Ask, of the Heavenly Palace? Sing, and You'll Still Get a Gold-Banded Staff借问天上宫阙唱？唱也得吃金箍棒Alternate title on Fanqie
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I'd give it a perfect score. The protagonist's character is very well-developed; it's not the kind of character who's invincible just because they have a system. All the gods seem like fools. What level are the gods at? What level is the protagonist at? I can't see anything unusual about the protagonist.
I feel the protagonist's character is well-developed, but in terms of personality, while he avoids cause and effect, he still runs around recklessly; while he has youthful vigor, he's also cowardly. It's a bit toxic, but still worth watching.
I give it five stars. The author brought both the main and supporting characters to life; there wasn't much scheming, just a free spirit and a natural way of life. Many people say the protagonist is wasting his cheat-like abilities, but they haven't considered that the protagonist has already paved a wide enough path for himself.
Author, please, just one more episode! I can't take it anymore, please, author! I feel ants crawling all over me, I feel my whole body shaking, I can't breathe! Please, author, just one more episode, just one more, I promise I'll never touch this again! Please, author, really, just one more episode!
Not bad... But a pity... … … … … … … 0 I can't read any further 🤦🤦🤦
The quality is decent, not too bad, but the setting is probably a prehistoric fantasy style, not a traditional Journey to the West. If that bothers you, you might want to skip it.
A fantastic novel, engaging throughout and with a satisfying ending. The premise is also quite novel. Old Niu stays with the story from beginning to end, never falling behind. So, was the intelligence system created by the great demons of cause and effect, fate, and time, or by humans in later generations? Old Niu's origins are still unclear, only mentioned as being destined for a calamity.
Currently, there is no female lead. Well, it's alright, but it has a few minor flaws. He kept saying he wouldn't get involved in karma, yet he wandered around aimlessly (though his system required him to roam freely). The character of Tang Sanzang wasn't portrayed very well, but he wasn't particularly bad either (later Tang Sanzang turned bad and liked to slack off).
The beginning was fine, starting from Zixian City…
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