Honghuang: The Western Mother-Child River Really Makes You Give Birth

[A fresh take on Honghuang + a Mother-Child River that becomes a spirit + the rise of the Western Teachings + the second Saint’s younger brother becomes the Third Buddha + shamelessness is contagious + hit someone and they get pregnant] After transmigrating into Honghuang, Chen Du unexpectedly becomes an innate divine being formed from Pangu's essence river. At the dawn of yin and yang, he meets Zhunti and Jieyin, becoming the Western Teachings' third brother. From then on, the Western Teachings have two more Saints cheering them on. “What? Third Brother has so many children?” “What? Third Brother, you've attained the Primordial Dao?” “What? Third Brother, you actually have a Chaos Supreme Treasure?” “What? Third Brother is terrifyingly powerful!” “Third Brother, stop killing them...” “Third Brother, why are you wasting your breath on him?” And the anguished curses of all living beings: Di Jun and the Eastern Emperor: “This is outrageous! Absolutely outrageous! The little Golden Crows had just been born, and now every last one of them is pregnant again. And why do these little Golden Crows look so much like you?!” The Three Pure Ones: “Fellow Daoist Chen Du... You really mustn't provoke him. If he gets you pregnant, he really will make you give birth.” Nuwa: “What do you mean, if we're short on Nine Heavens Breathing Soil, the human race can just give birth to more people themselves?!” Hongyun: “I don't know! I only gave up my seat, and he said he'd give me a child to settle the karmic debt...” The Witch Clan: “Quiet, all of you! Someone get down to the underworld and help! There are too many people, we can't keep up!!” In the end, Chen Du takes the MVP title with a score of 9.9! Oh my~ Jieyin and Zhunti are just freeloaders who coast to victory! Their score is 2.0!