Two Souls in One Body: Taking Over Wu Xie to Fish for the Blind Man

By day, Wu Xie dotes on Xiaoge. By night, a deranged heroine takes over his account: dressed as a maid to ride a corpse beetle, or wearing a backless qipao to lure the Blind Man, she turns The Grave Robbers' Chronicles into a full-blown dating-show battlefield. System bug: Zhang Mengmeng, deranged president of the Black Glasses fan club, has entered Wu Xie's body. Rules: 06:00–18:00, Wu Xie's account; 18:00–06:00 the next day, Zhang Mengmeng's account. Get exposed, and the system restarts. By day: Wu Xie brings Xiaoge water, sticks on bandages, hands him a respirator, and gives him a scarf. After falling off a cliff while rock climbing, Wu Xie is caught in Xiaoge's arms like a princess. Xiaoge leaves him beef jerky; his ears turn red, and his knuckles go white as he hides his feelings. At night: Zhang Mengmeng puts on a maid outfit and plays with the Corpse Beetle King, calling Black Glasses “Little Cupcake.” She wears a high-slit qipao and uses a black phone to rally votes for him. After unlocking her silver-haired, mysterious-eyed full-power form, she rides a bronze branch to kiss Black Glasses, sings him love songs in a backless hanfu while playing bells, tames the Snake Mother in hot pants and a camisole, and dances with the Mi Luotuo. At the cliff's edge, she kisses Black Glasses and invites him to die with her. Xiuxiu munches sunflower seeds: “Brother Wu Xie has such a split personality.” Xiaohua wonders, “Who’s this young lady?” Black Glasses answers with a grin, “She’s mine.” Zhang Qiling frowns, suspecting that “nighttime Wu Xie” is acting distant, and finally loses control, asking, “Who are you, really?” Wu Xie: “If I’m gone, will you remember me?” Zhang Qiling: “I will.” Zhang Mengmeng: “If I break down the door, will you give yourself to me?” Black Glasses takes off his shades: “I already have.” Zhang Mengmeng, grinning manically: “Wu Xie dotes on Xiaoge by day, I dote on the Blind Man at night, and on weekends we livestream the love-triangle showdown!” Zhang Qiling and Black Glasses: “Suit yourself.” A deranged heroine who kisses corpse beetles and rides bronze trees. Wu Xie dotes on Xiaoge by day, while Zhang Mengmeng lures the Blind Man at night. Zhang Qiling gets jealous without realizing it.