Astonishing Immortal Realm: I Survive on Sheer Absurdity Until Ascension

Synopsis: Modern office worker Ye Jinghong complains before bed that “the plot of old-school cultivation novels is too stupid,” only to be struck by a righteous bolt of heavenly lightning and sent into the book. She becomes a cannon-fodder supporting heroine who won’t survive three chapters, with such a mixed spiritual root she could open a five-elements bubble tea shop. Other people cultivate through talent. She gets by on absurd luck: so hungry she chews on the sect leader’s spirit crane, she unlocks the “bird and beast speech” skill; she uses an ancient cultivation technique as a napkin to wipe her mouth and accidentally comprehends the Heart Sutra of Lying Flat; even during her tribulation, a cold joke from her sword spirit makes the lightning laugh so hard it strikes the wrong way. The aloof sword master’s disciple hides whenever he sees her. “Senior Sister, please stop using lightning talismans to blow up fish. You’ve already blasted off Master’s beard!” Her mortal enemy, a demonic cultivator, chases after her shouting, “Ye Jinghong! Hand over that secret manual of yours that makes your enemies all lie flat and slack off together!” The entire cultivation world spreads the word: stay away from Ye Jinghong. She can trip demon beasts just by walking, choke ancient divine beasts awake just by drinking water, and even make the Heavenly Dao change the script to suit her! Ye Jinghong says, “Thanks for asking. I only wanted to lie low until retirement, but somehow I became a top-tier star in the immortal world by being ridiculous. What can I say? I guess I’m heaven’s chosen funny girl. :)”