The Han Dynasty’s Slacker Marquis: My Crazy Moves Shock the Grand Princess

Other officials grind for KPIs. He grinds for “slacking-off points”! 【An explosive opening】 “Chief Xiao, drinking and fishing again today instead of doing your job!” “Shh... I’m building up the Han dynasty’s national fortune.” Xiao Yao, a lowly village chief in Pei County, is bound to the “Carefree System”: the lazier he is, the more invincible he becomes! He earns Carefree Points by sunbathing, then casually trades them for 【Insight into People】【Urgent Farming Strategies】【Prophecies of Fate】. Drought relief, rebellion suppression, and national policy? He handles it all from his recliner. Liu Wan, a cool and beautiful junior official from Chang’an, turns out to be Liu Bang’s illegitimate daughter and the younger sister of Princess Luyuan. She came to secretly investigate the hometowns of meritorious officials, but Xiao Yao ends up carrying her to victory every step of the way: • A severe drought? He fishes by the river and comes up with three ways to fight it. • The Xiongnu invade the border? He maps out the optimal supply route during his nap. • The court pressures her into a political marriage? He watches the stars and “creates” a comet, scaring the powerful into backing off. She covers for him while he slacks off, and he shields her from danger. These two “lazybones and princess,” each hiding behind a secret identity, turn the early Han dynasty into an age of rest and recovery. With his Carefree Points nearly maxed out, the System poses one final question: A. Retire after achieving greatness and live in carefree seclusion; B. Enter the fray and stir up the world once more. Xiao Yao turns to her and asks, “Honey, are we having fish for dinner, or taking over the world?” Liu Wan weighs the treasured imperial sword in her hand. “First, candied hawthorn skewers. Then we’ll decide.” His colleagues are at their wits’ end. “Your Majesty, Xiao Yao skipped work again!” Liu Bang rubs his forehead. “Let him skip! My empire was built on all the work he didn’t do.” Click to read and see how the Marquis of Slacking turns the Han bureaucracy into a retirement home!