In the Pokemon World, My Squirtle Wingman Is Unbeatable

【Plot-Focused + Travelogue + Lighthearted】 This is a hilarious adventure about a guy traveling everywhere with his “best buddy” Squirtle and a complete idiot, recklessly testing the limits of every love triangle while racing toward becoming the world's strongest trainer (and greatest ladies' man)! Other trainers carry potions and Poke Balls. He keeps roses and apology letters tucked against his chest. Other trainers command their Pokemon to use “Hydro Pump” or “Thunderbolt.” He tells Squirtle, “Squirtle bro, spray her with Water Gun! Make me a chance encounter!” Watching another “old flame” catch fire right before his eyes, Lin Xia is terrified out of his wits. “Squirtle bro! Time to make a run for it!” Squirtle instantly withdraws into its shell, its sleek exterior kicking into action. The smoothest escape plan in history begins now! “Bastard! Don't think you can get away! Charizard, use Fire Blast!” “Move it, Squirtle bro! Why is she in the Johto Region too?!” 【Also known as: “Why Do My Exes Keep Trying to Kill Me Every Time I Flirt with a Girl?” and “The Masters Eight? I Could Put Together a League Team with All the Gym Leaders I've Flirted With!”】