I Fight Poverty in Great Qin, but End Up Filthy Rich

After waking up, modern-day street punk Ying Xiaozheng finds himself transmigrated into the body of a good-for-nothing clansman in the Qin Empire who shares his name and is about to starve to death! From the start, all he has is a mouthful of spoiled porridge and a pitch-black future. He’s on the verge of becoming a proud cannon-fodder candidate for building the Great Wall. Luckily, what he binds himself to isn’t some respectable System, but the chaos-loving 【Absurd Great Qin Prosperity System】! The System’s motto: The more ridiculous the stunt, the richer the reward! As long as it benefits Great Qin, it doesn’t matter how shameless the method is! And so, the most unconventional transmigrator in history begins his avant-garde artistic career in Great Qin: Need to deal with lazy laborers? Why not throw a “construction site dance party”? Turn on the speakers and everyone starts grooving. Somehow, productivity goes up! Want to boost the army’s morale? Paint sarcastic meme faces on their shields! “Come at me!” The enemy troops lose their cool, charge in, and get themselves killed! Want to promote cultural prosperity? Turn The Analects into an earworm rap. The old scholars are so angry their beards bristle, but it becomes a massive hit among the people! Want to fool the First Emperor? “Your Majesty, this is called spicy strips, a tribute from the Immortal Realm!” “The whole world is your farm. Let’s start with a small goal: unite the seven continents!” He puts a urea sack over Xiang Yu, knocks out Hu Hai with a butcher’s knife, uses square-dance music as a battle hymn, and turns cans of stinky tofu into biological weapons... Every step Ying Xiaozheng takes is beyond everyone’s expectations, even his own! Li Si: “This boy’s words are absurd, but... but there’s always a twisted sort of logic to them?” Zhao Gao: “Why are my schemes completely useless against his urea sack?” Qin Shi Huang: “...He may look like there’s something wrong with his brain, but his inventions are useful”}