I Bury Immortals and Gods with My Mortal Body

> Yi Xian was once just a boy from an ordinary village, chosen as a sacrificial offering.

> On the day of the sacrifice, tears from the idol fell onto his brow, breaking an ancient seal that had endured for countless ages.

> The old locust tree at the village entrance suddenly stretched out a branch and wrapped it around his ankle. “Young man, do you know that what you sacrificed to wasn't a god, but an ancient, primordial beast imprisoned here?”

> Yi Xian looked down and saw a star chart appear on a tortoise shell: “This chart points to a way to bury immortals and slay gods.”

> From then on, he traveled across the worlds, with a rascally qilin and a gluttonous taotie as his pets.

> Peerless holy maidens fell for him one after another. “Daoist Yi Xian, would you care to explore the Great Dao with us?”

> Holding the tortoise shell and treading on the river of stars, he threw back his head and laughed. “Slay gods? Bury immortals? That's just something I can do on a whim.”