The Truth Is Out: I'm the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven

What would happen if the real Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, woke up in the modern world and decided to become a streamer?

His livestream needs no special effects team, because he only hand-builds nuclear fusion reactors to charge his phone.

He never edits his performances, because turning a single monkey hair into a million heavenly soldiers is just basic stuff.

When everyone assumes that “Great Sage Equal to Heaven himself” is a top-tier special effects artist, a “debunking frenzy” involving the whole internet begins.

Tech blogger: “Explain how your energy shield works!” Sun Xiaotian turns around and puts a “beauty filter” on the sun.

Military expert: “Your illusion weapons have no practical value!” Sun Xiaotian rides a somersault cloud, taking cameras broadcasting live around the globe to kick the space station in outer space.

A business tycoon tries to buy the rights to his “technology.” Sun Xiaotian turns the tycoon's corporate headquarters into a giant banana.

As one debunker after another is pulverized before his godlike might, the whole world finally falls into a silent panic.

Meanwhile, Sun the Great Sage, whose existence keeps the world's top powers awake at night, stares at the comments on his screen, stumped:

“What should I stream today? Maybe I should give the moon a little polish.”