Going Off the Rails: One Sigh at Bailu from the Start, and She Loses It

发癫：开局一句白露吁，破防白露

by Never Ate Crawfish as a Kid (打小不吃蚂虾)

Status: Completed
Length: 825k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 8mo ago
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Reborn in a parallel world, Su Tong is a nobody trainee on the verge of being dropped by his agency when he unexpectedly activates the [Entertainment Industry Meltdown System]! Make someone lose control of their emotions and you get a reward? Well, now I’m wide awake! Beginner mission: Make top-tier star Bai Luhan crack in public within 24 hours? So, at the recording of Keep Running, Su Tong slipped into a crowd of fans and shouted at the top of his lungs: “Milky-skinned Bai Mengyan, fairy descended from heaven, Bai Mengyan! Bai Lu, Bai Lu, whoa!!!” The whole venue fell silent. Bai Luhan froze on the spot, her pretty face turning bright red! [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have completed the mission and received singing skills of divine caliber!] From then on, the entertainment industry gained a top-tier lunatic with a style all his own. Other idols: sing, dance, rap, and maintain their image. Su Tong: cause a scene and go crazy, punch pretty-boy celebrities and kick veteran actors. His whole thing is being real! Years later, when Su Tong had a Grammy in his left hand and an Oscar in his right, a reporter asked him the secret to his success. Su Tong looked innocent. “How would I know? At first, I just wanted to make her crack.”

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