Naruto: I Awoke After a Thousand Years of Slumber

Kaguya Otsutsuki, the ultimate Hokage villain?

Come on, honey, give your husband a “Thai” massage.

Oh, that’s good! With the Byakugan’s X-ray vision, you can pinpoint every muscle and acupoint. Now that’s the stuff!

Sage of Six Paths?

Don’t even get me started on that unlucky brat. What an unfilial son! Just wait, I’ll drag you back from the Pure Land and make sure you get to experience a proper childhood.

Akatsuki?

Kid, there’s too much at stake in the shinobi world’s nuclear peace. Listen to your uncle, this isn’t for you to handle!

By the way, honey, that Ōtsutsuki Isshiki guy is really powerful? Don’t worry. Once I catch him, he’s in for a world of pain!

Momoshiki and Kinshiki, you wild Ōtsutsuki! What the hell, you really dare to show up?

Madara, Hashirama, go show everyone what you can do. Let them feel the terror of shinobi. Beat them till they’re smoking!

Uh... it’s about time we visited your parents. Come on, honey, let’s go. This time, we’ll take a rocket!

No rush. I’ve been buried alive for over a thousand years. I’ll start right here and make the shinobi world experience true nuclear peace!

Honey, wait for me. When you return, I’ll come to you riding on a seven-colored cloud, clad in golden robes and a phoenix crown, and make shinobi from every land bow down to welcome you, so you can become the happiest woman in the world...