Old-Era Simulator: I Become a God by Stealing the Outer Gods' Powers

[No heroine + invincible protagonist + Cthulhu Mythos + high martial arts + invasion by otherworldly beings + simulation]

Genius school bully: “Lin Yuan, you good-for-nothing...”

Lin Yuan: “Do you know how Deep Ones handle postpartum care?”

The next second, the bully spits out fish eggs and goes insane!

Martial arts grandmaster: “You insolent brat! I'll crush you with one palm...”

Lin Yuan: “Have you ever heard Azathoth's lullaby?”

Before the words are out, the grandmaster turns into a puddle of flesh and explodes on the spot!

I, Lin Yuan, am universally recognized as a good-for-nothing in this high martial arts world, with a qi and blood score of 0.1.

But they don't know that there's an [Old Ones Trial Simulator] in my head!

After being inactive for three years, it finally awakens. From the start, I'm dragged into a Cthulhu-style prison, where my cellmates turn out to be relatives of Cthulhu himself?

Facing hellish difficulty, the System offers “Risk Advance”!

[Ding! Lethal danger detected. Advance “Blasphemous Touch”?]

[Effect: Physical contact with your target triggers an instant-death check through “Profane Knowledge”!]

The price? Fail the mission, and become the prison's eternal guard!

Lin Yuan: “I confirm the advance! It's just cheating. Who can't do that?”

While my classmates are still congratulating themselves over breaking 10 in qi and blood, I'm stealing bricks from the Great Ones in the Mountains of Madness to prop up my desk.

While geniuses are hailed as prodigies for awakening S-rank abilities, I'm leaving the King in Yellow a bad review in Carcosa.

I, Lin Yuan, have a qi and blood score of 0.1, yet I'm a walking abyss, a human-shaped natural disaster!

Is the end of martial arts the Martial God?

Sorry, my destination is to become an Old One!