Investigator: You’re Saying You’re an Outer God?!

(Nonhuman protagonist) (Protagonist is a god) (Fake harem ending) (No System)

Reporter: “Mr. Harry Harvey:

You survived the minions of an evil god;

You single-handedly reformed the capital's institutions and completed the redistribution of its capital;

You successfully raised the capital's AI porn tax by one percentage point;

You captured an archangel and stepped on a great demon;

You insist that you are a terrifying entity who took over this body to fulfill its owner's wish, cannot reveal your name, and fears you would destroy human civilization;

You compiled the capital's ‘Most Popular Books Among Men,’ including The Gentleman Joke Collection 2, titled ‘I Don't Know Why, But I Just Feel It Should Be Written as 2,’ which won the ‘A Book Every Man in Every Bar Has to Open’ award;

You once declared, ‘Giving up jokes about dark chocolate just to stay alive may be sensible, but it's the thinking of a loser,’ and were then beaten up by the crowd;

You ate the capital's finest canned food and slept in its filthiest bridge-side shelter...

As an investigator with a life as legendary as yours, what stands out most to you?”

Harry (choking back tears): “They lied. The sex-change operation was fake. The hospital was full of old men.”

Reporter: “???”

(This book includes, but is not limited to: dark jokes, also known as Satan's declaration of abdication and Louis XVI's 666th baffling joke; Family Guy-style humor, such as ‘Oh no! My dark blue suede Chelsea boots! Now I'll never be Daniel Craig!’; and all kinds of gaming memes and references, such as ‘So cool! Just like Cara Radames!’)