CEO, Your Goofy Secretary Has Been Found Out

[Cold and aloof CEO in public, sneaking my potato chips and learning to roar like a dinosaur in private? I quit being his secretary!]

I'm Su Nuan, an utterly invisible nobody in the entertainment industry and the CEO's secretary at Xingyi Media. My life motto: enjoy the gossip, eat my fill, slack off, and let happiness reign!

My boss, Ling Xiao, is handsome, rich, and radiates an intimidating aura. He's the entertainment industry's famously untouchable beauty, completely immune to scandals.

That is, until the day I caught him lurking by the snack cabinet, stealing my limited-edition potato chips and letting out a cute but ferocious little "Rawr!" like a dinosaur!

Me: ??? Boss, your whole image just crumbled to pieces!

From then on, I had the CEO's mortifying video in my hands (the exclusive dinosaur-snacking edition), and my happy gossip-filled days got even juicier:

"The boss had a secret three-hour rendezvous with an award-winning actress at a hotel!"

Then I turned around and saw him crouched by my desk, muttering, "Where did she hide the new snail-noodle-flavored chips..."

"The boss spent a fortune for love!"

Turns out he'd lost game after game and paid me to rank up for him!

I thought I could coast through this ridiculous daily routine until retirement. Then, with rumors flying everywhere, he pinned me against the guardrail at the racetrack, his voice dangerously low. "Try spreading those matchmaking rumors again."

I shot back with my secret recording. "How much do you think I could sell this clip of the CEO learning to roar like a dinosaur in exchange for chips?"

He gave a gritted, amused smile, his breath hot against me. "How about... I pay you back by giving myself to you?"

Later, during a company variety show livestream, my scream suddenly blared through his earpiece: "Ling Xiao! Stop shaking! My milk tea's going to spill!!!"

The whole internet exploded in an instant: #Who'sInTheCEOsLounge?! #ProofThatMrLingKeepsASecretLover!#

Help! I just wanted to quietly enjoy the gossip. How did I end up becoming the boss's wife?!