The Daily Squabbles Between Me and My Hapless Ally

[Ridiculous xianxia + love and rivalry + secret identities exposed + best friends roasting each other] One morning, Fang Xixi, a lazy, good-for-nothing little immortal, wakes up to discover that she's the reincarnation of a battle-crazed goddess who fell eight hundred years ago! Even worse, Qin Duidui, the rival heir who's the sharpest-tongued, most devious, and most devastatingly handsome person under heaven, seems to be the hapless nemesis she personally “sent off” all those years ago! She'd planned to keep her head down and save her own skin, but fate keeps throwing them together. He keeps closing in, and she keeps blowing her cover. Today he tears down her shrine; tomorrow she plucks his spirit herbs. On the surface they fight to the death, but in private they share their spiritual energy with an intimacy neither can resist. Fang Xixi: “You scoundrel! Give me back my innocence, and my reputation!” Qin Duidui: “Your Highness, do you even have either of those?” Their two fake best friends, who love nothing more than watching the drama, chime in: “Fight! Fight! Place your bets on who's on top tonight!” See how the battle-crazed goddess and the scheming heir embark on a ridiculous daily routine of chaotic bickering and cloying affection. The immortal realm is doomed, sooner or later!