Harry Potter: Dark Lord? Tell That to My Gun

Name: Harry Potter: Dark Lord? Tell That to My Gun
Author: nai Nai-chan

HP：黑魔王？和我的枪说去吧

by nai Nai-chan (nai奈酱)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 187k Words
Genre: Fantastical Romance
Subgenre: Female-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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【Everyone's Favorite + One-Sided Crushes + Next Generation + Combat-Ready Heroine】 Vera thinks the world has gone mad. Whether it's the Hogwarts acceptance letter delivered by an owl or the white-bearded old man who suddenly appears with a “biu,” both shake her materialist worldview to its core. Wait, that's not right. She's a witch? Hold on, something else is even more wrong. How come everyone around her is a witch or wizard? Vera, the helplessly furious one: So you all kept it from me, huh? … No big deal. Hogwarts will be a piece of cake. If someone gets on her nerves, she'll give them a burst of, no, a flick of her wand. Vera: If smiling were a talent. … She thought she could spend the seven years she'd imagined in peace. But every year brings a new surprise, and no two years are alike. There's always something fresh. From the garlic-scented professor, to the beast roaming the castle, to that annoying black dog… Vera, utterly desperate: Haha, Potter, want me to shoot you? Harry, trembling with fear: …Thanks, but I'd like to stay alive. What do you do when you run into trouble? Vera smiles faintly. You shoot it, of course. A limited-edition garlic professor? Hah, meet my Beretta! A basilisk with skills like Medusa's snakes? Eat cannon fire! A former prisoner who might be her real father? A few rounds ought to do it! That black dog: “…” And the Dark Lord? Vera sneers. “My lord, has no one told you that times have changed?” Ever seen a bullet enchanted with Avada Kedavra? No? That's fine. Take a look at this bullet! … Years later, Hogwarts graduates talk about Vera Nox. They always say she's a lunatic who pulls a gun at the slightest disagreement. Whoever you are, one shot settles it. Want to reason with her? Take it up with her gun!

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