Majestic in bearing, handsome in form, with bright eyes and a youthful gleam,
A golden cap adorned with a monkey presenting peaches rests upon his head,
A wild boar's hide robe, fit to guard the mountain, drapes across his shoulders.
Gold-engraved boots set off coiled-dragon socks, and a jade belt bears eight floral treasures.
At his feet, a flying-hong sword leaves no trace; upon his back, a Wind-and-Fire Godslayer Spear.
The tale goes that, at the Buddha's behest, Harry Potter tried to stop the Six-Eared Macaque from harming Tang Sanzang during the ordeal of the True and False Monkey Kings, but the monkey beat him to death. Drawn by the workings of fate, he returned to Privet Drive. Only, why had the world turned upside down?
In class, Snape, white-bearded and robed in white, held a copy of Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons and recited, "Hard, hard, hard! The Dao is most mysterious. Never treat potions as child's play!"
At the Ministry of Magic, Hermione Granger flew in on her sword, blasted the magic fountain with a palm thunderbolt, and shouted, "The strong deserve to rule, so it should be me! Who dares challenge me, the hero? Fudge, give up your seat!"
Fudge was so shocked that he hid beneath his desk and cried, "Quick, go summon the Great Sage, Savior!"
At Azkaban, Voldemort smashed through the prison wall and was about to free the prisoners when a golden light swept across the ground. A man burst out of it and cried, "Demon, prepare to die! Your Grandpa Harry is here!"
Voldemort was startled. He looked around and asked, "Who is this man?"
His followers stepped forward and shouted, "Wizard in the ranks, state your name!"
"I am Harry of Privet Drive!"
It's a purely hand-made work, so it's not too much to give it a five-star rating, right? There are 100,000 manuscripts saved, so feel free to read.