HP: The Gunfire Queen, This Wizard Isn’t So Cold

[Harry Potter fanfiction + assassin + transmigration + no romance + comedy + wild imagination] When Alia Bond, daughter of a 007 agent, arrives at Hogwarts with a gold-plated revolver, the entire wizarding world gets turned upside down: “Troll? Three shots and it’s down.” “Voldemort? Scope locked on target.” “Draco? Slam him into the wall with a judo throw.” Her crime-boss mom gives her remote instructions, while her missing agent dad may be building a network of contacts in Azkaban. Harry: “I thought I was supposed to be the Chosen One!” Alia: “Don’t worry, you handle looking cool. I’ll handle the physical exorcisms.” The heroine transmigrates and is reborn with the script in hand. No romance, everyone’s a little nuts, and the characters are wildly out of character. It’s all just for fun! The author is sensitive, so harsh reviews get blocked!