I’m Three Years Old, and You Expect Me to Rescue Someone from Human Traffickers?

No System + Sweet Slice of Life + No Angst + Lighthearted Comedy In his previous life, Cao Qingyan died while doing good deeds. When he opened his eyes again, he had become a three-year-old child, caught in a situation with two children in a car and two kidnappers outside. “This time, if I do another good deed, I'm a dog!” “Woof!” There was no helping it. The two children were on his side, and they'd been captured along with him while trying to save him. He had no choice but to rescue them! Cao Qingyan quietly came up with an excuse for himself... Crushing kidnappers. Taking on a crazy old woman single-handedly. Tricking a TV host. Wiping out an entire film crew... To win all kinds of confrontations with people, Cao Qingyan quietly stacked up his buffs one by one until he had the full set of mental illnesses. From then on, he entered a super mode where he could kill anyone who stood in his way, even gods. And his record was there for all to see: eight lives on his hands! He saved six people and killed two in self-defense! At the same time, he mastered the secrets of online traffic, made a killing, and became a billionaire through his own efforts. He became the most badass person on the whole internet... Then everyone noticed that whenever Cao Qingyan went “Woof! Woof!”, he would unleash his ultimate move. “Look, the kid's barking again!” “What is he up to this time?!” “Holy crap! Is the kid going to raise a daughter now?!” “A three-year-old crazy kid is going to raise a seven-year-old daughter???”