The Brick-Throwing Immortal's Cultivation Diary

Liu Mang transmigrates into the poorest sect leader in the cultivation world, starting out three spirit stones in debt.

The tax officer storms the sect with his disciples. “Can't pay your taxes? Then you can die!”

The old sect leader dies on the spot, leaving only Liu Mang and his little disciple, shivering as they clutch an empty rice jar.

Looking at the martial arts school lurking outside, Liu Mang makes this his guiding principle:

“The cultivation world is too dangerous. Keep your head down, and you can live for ten thousand years!”

Who could have guessed that after a serious illness, he would become a human-shaped spirit-qi vacuum, draining the entire mountain dry?

Countless cultivation techniques flood his mind, making him a master of crafting artifacts, refining pills, and getting into fights.

But something about this just doesn't seem right.

Others fly on swords; he rides a brick. Others refine pills; he makes laxatives.

Then one day, a princess fleeing for her life stumbles through the sect gate:

“Immortal! Help me!”

Watching the pursuers' swords gleam with cold light, Liu Mang weighs his ancestral brick in his hand.

“I told you to keep your heads down... You forced me to act!”