I Can't Hide It! This Taoist Is the Nine Heavens Thunder Ancestor

Name: I Can't Hide It! This Taoist Is the Nine Heavens Thunder Ancestor
Author: Somebody Kai

藏不住！这个道士是九天雷祖

by Somebody Kai (愷某人)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.8M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 7mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Lin Xiao is 25, a sunny, cheerful young Taoist priest (and, of course, a little handsome). On the surface, he is the “ordinary” son of the head of the Shenxiao Sect. In secret, though, he is the genuine reincarnation of the Thunder Ancestor! He spends his days drawing talismans and playing with lightning, and can even summon Thunder Department generals down to “bond” with him. Even the Underworld gives him a wide berth: after all, he has a “VIP pass to the Underworld” specially approved by the Jade Emperor, and can go bargain-hunting in the ghost market during the Ghost Festival!

Meanwhile, 25-year-old heiress Su Li has it pretty rough. Her constitution is unusual, making her a “walking ghost magnet” (ever heard of the Spirit Yin body?). Evil spirits and monsters are more attached to her than they are to their own mothers. Now her father’s company has been targeted by an onmyoji from Japan. Playing dirty, he sent a snow woman after Su Li to ruin her father, Su Nan.

Desperate, Su’s father called an old friend: Lin Xiao’s father, Lin Xuanfeng.

And so Lin Xiao, the “real deal Thunder Ancestor,” has just returned to his Taoist temple when he receives the most important mission of his life: protect the troublesome young heiress who has caught the attention of a hundred ghosts. Thunder Venerable versus ghost-magnet constitution? Their main job is exorcising evil and keeping people safe, but perhaps… they’ll also have to save the Three Realms? Ahem, first things first: they need to deal with these annoying little “ghost deliveries”!

Other names

I Am the Thunder Ancestor, Passing Myself Off as a Taoist in the Mortal World我，雷祖，装道士混红尘Alternate title on Fanqie

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3.5kReads · 30 days

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