If You Have No Money, Why Play Football?
没钱踢什么球！
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- Ongoing
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- 2.3M Words
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- Sports
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- Gaming & Sports
- Updated
- 9d ago
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- Nobody Wanted Me at Home, but Real Madrid Treated Me Like a Treasure国内没人要，皇马把我当成宝Alternate title on Fanqie
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This is an absolutely fantastic football novel, a gem! The author is patriotic, so the protagonist joined the national team. What can I say? Six stars, full support! I'll make up for the one star I owe.
Liu Ming, this book is hilarious! It made me laugh several times! The premise is also very interesting. I hope the author keeps up the good work! Especially the CEO's line, "Send it to me next time," was so funny. The characters are vividly portrayed, and the plot is captivating. If it doesn't fall apart, it will be a rare gem! Keep it up, author!
A rare and refreshing football story, the premise is interesting, and the satire is spot-on. I'll keep following it. Keep up the good work, author! I hope you can update more often every day, I can't get enough!
The main character is quite good, humorous and witty. There are many comments in the comment section bringing up the Chinese national football team. I just want to say that the main character is working for the country and for the fans, not for the leaders, and that's enough. Is he still playing the underling after 400 chapters?
I feel the author put a lot of effort into depicting a professional athlete's life, competitions, and relationships; it was very well done. If the story involves a national team, the author shouldn't end with an all-domestic squad participating in the World Cup. These kinds of stories are usually not very engaging because they lack relatability.
It's a lighthearted and humorous football story; the viewers in the live stream are mindlessly praising the protagonist, which is quite funny.
This is an exceptionally high-quality book in the football fiction genre! Football fiction is notoriously difficult to write; it can easily become a rambling, disjointed account. The readability of this book is truly remarkable.
Football novels with quests as tasks, especially the kind with no clear direction or plot, should be avoided.
Why keep so many growth points if you don't use them?
That's certainly possible, but please note, author, you're writing a wish-fulfillment story, don't stray from the intended focus!