Touken Ranbu: Why Won't the Sword I Brought Home Stop Ringing?

Name: Touken Ranbu: Why Won't the Sword I Brought Home Stop Ringing?
Author: Dreams Heal a Thousand

刀乱：刀带回家为什么一直响？

by Dreams Heal a Thousand (梦愈千)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 56k Words
Genre: Unknown
Subgenre: Unknown
Updated: 1y ago
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[No CP + everyone has one-sided crushes + episodic stories + the Sages (female/male/nonhuman) are all “dense”] Here’s the planned order of the Honmaru stories: 1. A Sage (female) who takes a job at a Honmaru to get her diploma Sage: “Is this company a scam?” Sage: “Never mind. If it can solve my stamp problem, it’s a good company!” 2. A Sage (female) who works harder than any other miner Sage (tilting her head) (thinking): “Is there something Baragaki wants? She’s been standing outside the door for ages.” Baragaki Naginata (interrupted): “Master... I...” Can I be your attendant today? Sage (spotting a short sword being hoisted up nearby) (suddenly realizing) (picking it up): “Don’t be shy, Baragaki!” Baragaki Naginata: (confused) (blushing) (bursting into cherry blossoms) 3. A male Sage who splits one koban into fifteen pieces and pinches pennies for himself but spoils his swords Sage (gazing thoughtfully at a shiny gold koban): “Hmm, I can save some more money next month.” Every day, he’s either on the battlefield or farming, raising horses, cooking, and supporting this coworker of his. Oh no, he feels like an even worse capitalist than the capitalists. (Not okay ❌) Sage: “I can’t take these koban with me anyway. I might as well give them to the sword spirits as pocket money.” One day, he happened to sleep too deeply. Sword spirits: “Help! Somebody come quick! Our Aruji has collapsed!” “Aw, Master, don’t worry. We’ll earn even more money next month. Please don’t starve yourself anymore!” Sage: “?” 4. A Sage (genderless yokai) whose hobby is watching melodramas and reading novels 5. A Sage (nonhuman/shapeshifter) whose sword spirits are all kittens 6. A Sage (female) who loves changing outfits

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