You Stole My Credit? After I Leave, the Entire Army Falls Apart

(The rating was only just posted, so it’ll go up.)

Here’s the conclusion: I think I put my farming skill points into the wrong places.

After failing to awaken, all I wanted was to grow crops in the wasteland and scrape by.

I only wanted to grow some radishes to fill my stomach.

But they smelled so good that hundreds of ferocious burrowing rats showed up, nearly wiping out the entire farming district.

My neighbors wailed and cried while I silently harvested through my tears. “Oh wow, free organic fertilizer.”

I only wanted to get rid of the foul weeds in my fields.

But I accidentally over-catalyzed them and created “bewitching herbs” that could drive ferocious beasts insane.

The experts from the Inspection Bureau were overjoyed. “This is a strategic resource that could transform fortress defense!”

I scratched my head. “Huh? Isn’t it just a by-product of weed killer?”

I only wanted to sell off a batch of “less-than-perfect” radishes at a low price.

But a bully of a squad leader thought they were treasures, forced me to sell them, and even planned to take credit for it in front of his superiors.

The next day, his superior beat him black and blue. “You son of a bitch, you tried to fool me with water radishes?!”

I looked at the truly excellent radishes growing in my field. “Wait, who said my stuff was that easy to steal?”

Please, I really just want to be an ordinary F-rank farmer. Stop giving me credit for things, I’m scared.