Showbiz: Mentor Yuan Ge, Haters Beg Me to Debut

[To avoid potential issues, all people and organization names in this story are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or groups is purely coincidental.]

(Invincible meme king + laugh-out-loud comedy + relatable inspiration + infamous yet beloved + tearjerker)

Trying to piggyback on a top-tier star? Wang Biangua, also known as Brother Bian, bursts onto the scene! He sweeps through the ranks of top-tier stars with unstoppable force!

He imitated top-tier idol Wang Yuanyuan’s signature wink in a short video, only to find himself cursed out by the idol’s fans and trending at number one overnight.

The whole internet is attacking me, and the big players are getting involved. They want to destroy me socially?

Just then, the [Public Opinion War God System] activates! Every insult you throw at me becomes fuel for my growth!

Well, would you look at that? It’s like you’ve opened a gas station right at my doorstep!

They call me a “clout-chasing dog,” so I fire back with a song called “Sarcasm and Shade” and take the top spot on the charts. They call me a “cheap knockoff,” so I turn around and win the Best Actor award.

Don’t ask why I’m so cocky. It’s because you made me this way.

One day, I’ll rise above your spit and reach the throne of the entertainment industry in all my glory, then tell everyone:

“I! Wang Biangua! Don’t piggyback on anyone! I was born to be a legend!”