Kiss Me and Get a Treasure, and the Yaochi Fairy Goes Wild!

Name: Kiss Me and Get a Treasure, and the Yaochi Fairy Goes Wild!
Author: Lone Swan in the Dark

亲我就掉宝，瑶池仙子乐疯了！

by Lone Swan in the Dark (黑夜孤鸿)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 746k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 2mo ago
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Synopsis

【A fresh concept + loot drops + ensemble cast + protagonist is just a tool + shut-in fantasies】 One moment, you get beaten black and blue for peeking at your junior sister bathing. The next, all the fairies of Yaochi are clamoring to kiss you. It's all because, after getting beaten, you awakened the “Kiss for Loot System.” Every time you get physically intimate with someone, two treasures drop. So you take the initiative to come clean, then give one of the treasures to whoever got intimate with you. You thought this was going to be a romantic comedy, but... Instead, you find yourself dealing with: The master of the Passion-Slaying Peak, who slays men and women alike, but never women with women. The Wine Sword Immortal, your female master, who's determined to have a child with you. The master of the Heaven-Praying Peak, who hires people to take “maternity leave” so she can skip work. A thousand-year-old dream-eating tapir who loves eavesdropping on gossip. The divine maiden of the Ji family, who's practiced for a thousand years but still gets her butt stuck in walls. (This blurb doesn't do it justice. Read the story!)

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