A Song of Gods and Men from the Start, and a Mushroom Cloud Rises Over Neon

On the forty-fourth stop of Zhou Chenyang's global music tour, he arrived in Neon. He had planned to drop footage of “Fat Man and Little Boy” into the concert MV, but unexpectedly bound himself to a Lyrics Come True System. One song, “The Battle Between Gods and Men”: “The end is coming...” The whole Longguo internet hailed Zhou Chenyang as the country's number-one hawkish singer, joking that he would make Neon bloom with a third mushroom cloud. Little did they know, the lyrics had already begun coming true. Tsunamis, surging waves, erupting lava, radiation filling the skies, and other strange weather phenomena arrived one after another. The apocalypse quietly descended upon all of Neon. Next, Zhou Chenyang sang “A Fire in Winter,” and Eagle Sauce was hit with endless wildfires raging across its mountains. One song, “You Are the Wind, I Am the Sand,” sent the sandstorm straight back to the Desert North Kingdom, so it could no longer pollute Longguo's environment. With just the line “From now on, I can't see your face,” he even brought down a pack of big tigers, restoring peace and order to Longguo. Repel foreign threats, punish traitors at home: every move was fatal! Foreign netizens were terrified out of their minds, begging Zhou Chenyang to quit the music scene. If he kept singing, their countries would be completely doomed. After Zhou Chenyang delivered his threefold denial, “It wasn't me, I didn't do it, don't make things up,” he quietly picked up the pace of releasing and performing songs. The people of Longguo: “Go harder, God Zhou! As long as singing doesn't kill you, keep singing like your life depends on it.”