I Talked College Students into Revolting, and Now There’s No Room Left in the Military Code

Xiao Heng transmigrated to the Great Xia Dynasty, hoping to enter government through the imperial examinations. Instead, he failed with flying colors. Can’t pass the exams? Then he’ll fight his way in! Xiao Heng was bound to a One-Second Soldier System, but... Why were all the soldiers college students??? A great man doesn’t sweat the small stuff. Under the pretext of purging traitors from the court, Xiao Heng led a million college students in rebellion. Who would have thought that among the million students, a hundred thousand were Jia Xu, while the other nine hundred thousand were unorthodox cultivators? After that, the college student army ended up with a whole lot of outrageous school rules... No, to be precise, military regulations. No repeatedly killing yourself outside of combat. No aerially filming enemy camps and livestreaming the enemy commander taking a bath. No making any kind of improvements or innovations to military rations. No turning the barracks into an escape room and charging people to get in. No dating your comrades. No dating civilians. No dating, period. No secretly sharing biological knowledge or offering free DNA tests. No... The great clans: “My father isn’t my father?! My son... isn’t my son either???” The Empress: “As expected of the Xiao family army! Your discipline is impeccable, and your might is known far and wide. The imperial seal and surrender papers are ready. Hurry up and attack Luoan!” The various warlords: “You dare rebel with just eight hundred men? An undying army?! Meteorites are falling from the sky... I surrender! I surrender, all right?!”