I Only Sang a Song, So Why Are You All Crying Again?

[Singer + Showbiz + Heartbreak + Ridiculous Humor and Memes]

[One tearjerker every round, and netizens beg me to quit the competition]

After transmigrating to a parallel world with a struggling music scene, Ye Yaozu is getting handsy at a club.

The princesses gaze at him dreamily. “Boss, quit fooling around and sing us a song.”

Ye Yaozu picks up the microphone and sings “Kiss Goodbye,” making one of the princesses cry until she breaks down.

Princess No. 1: “Waaah, Boss, stop singing. Just grope me instead.”

Princess No. 2: “Boss, go on a singing show! You can't be the only one making us suffer!”

And so, on the set of China Singer 2025, one heartbreaking song after another takes the stage: “Later,” “What If,” “Too Much,” and “A Thousand Reasons to Be Sad.”

Audience: “Waaah! Stop singing, damn it! My heart hurts so much!”

Netizens: “No technique, just pure emotion. Even my dog got depressed listening to him.”

Judges: “It hurts, it hurts so much. You'd have to lose five wives to sing with that kind of feeling.”

Rivals: “I've cried my throat raw. What the hell am I even competing for?”

The media slap labels on him: the extraordinary man scarred by the deepest heartbreak, trapped by love; the god of emo, the king of sad songs, the lonely romantic, the tissue destroyer, the purveyor of pain...

Ye Yaozu: “No, my ex-girlfriends and I were all perfectly happy. Our relationships went great, and my wives and I are deeply in love. I've got a wonderful life and a happy family.”

The internet explodes! “You leave all the misery to us and take all the happiness for yourself?!”