Siheyuan: Reborn, Silly Zhu Will Never Make That Mistake Again

[Good people are classified as: Deaf Granny, He Daqing, and Lou Xiao'e. If you can't accept that, don't read.]

Title: [Siheyuan: Reborn, I, Silly Zhu, Will Never Make Another Mistake] (One character was eaten by the System)

Also known as: [Siheyuan: From No Longer Being Silly Zhu to Rising to Greatness], [Siheyuan: The Comeback from Silly Zhu to Master of the Siheyuan], [Siheyuan: Silly Zhu Awakens, Steals Lou Xiao'e Away, and Takes on the Yard's Vermin Alone]

He Yuzhu froze to death beneath a bridge, then returned to the morning of his childhood when he was selling buns and got chewed out by his father, He Daqing, for being a fool after accepting counterfeit money. That was the day he earned the nickname Silly Zhu.

He remembered a life spent being called Silly Zhu.

Wiping away his bitter tears, He Yuzhu decided to seize every pivotal choice in his life.

Change began with making sure nobody called him Silly Zhu again.

Given a second chance at life, he made the absolutely right choice at every crucial crossroads!

Before he could go into business:

He trained diligently under a master and perfected his cooking, becoming famous throughout the capital as the God of Cooking.

He saved his wages and bought up antiques, collectibles, and real estate ahead of time.

He took good care of his family, won Lou Xiao'e for himself, and arranged a grand wedding for his younger sister.

He took on the yard's vermin alone: he refused to let the white lotus Qin Huairu leech off him, cut Jia Zhangshi down until she was afraid to speak, measured up to First Master in morality, Second Master in connections, and Third Master in cunning until he was wiping away tears, and made Xu Damao cower and call him Grandpa.

He punched and kicked, wielded knives, and brandished spears.

I, He Yuzhu, was still the undefeated god of war in the Siheyuan. The only difference was that I had also become its newly crowned God of Wealth.

After private business was legalized:

First he opened a restaurant, then he started a factory and went into foreign trade.

In that simple era of material scarcity,

watch He Yuzhu take one steady step at a time, turn the tide, and build a happy life with a loving wife, children, and a warm home.