The Whole Internet Is Mocking Me? I'll Just Give Up and Become the Center of Attention

Financial analyst Lin Duan unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of an actress notorious for scandals. Facing ridicule from the entire internet, she uses her professional expertise to make a comeback. After binding to a Crazy System, Lin Duan uses Excel to calculate the trending value of the milk-tea-throwing incident, then livestreams herself selling the exact same cups that had milk tea thrown at them. On a wilderness survival variety show, she splits coconuts with her bare hands, makes her own luosifen, and uses mathematical models to expose the production team’s tricks, becoming a walking variety-show disaster. When entertainment mogul Huo Tianxiong tries to trap her with a contract, she cleverly adds a milk tea supply clause and forms a strategic alliance with the mysterious investor Lu Chen. Through System missions, she shorts Huo’s stock. After exposing the show’s backstage scandal in a livestream, the share price plummets. She sends Huo Tianxiong a bottle of hair-growth tonic as a pointed jab at his receding hairline.