I Only Want to Live Off a Woman, but My Superstar Wife Forces Me to Step Up

Zhang Wei transmigrated from an overworked Earth to a parallel Blue Star. His lifelong dream was... to live off his wife, the top songstress Li Jianxiu, in peace for the rest of his life. His wife is a movie queen? And the CEO of an entertainment empire? So what! If there's work, let the secretary handle it. If there's nothing to do... ahem, he'll keep lying flat. A System? Oh, that USB drive containing all the knowledge of Earth? Too much work for my brain. Not even a dog would use it! But his seemingly aloof, secretly scheming wife, the top songstress, had long seen through the “extraordinary” potential hidden beneath his “perfectly ordinary” exterior. So when their seven-year-old son, Zhang Xiaobao, begged to play with his dad, Li Jianxiu smiled and promptly signed the completely unsuspecting Zhang Wei up for a parenting variety show broadcast live from start to finish! “What? I have to sing, even though I can't carry a tune?” One note, and everyone falls to their knees. How about a national-level performance? “Musical instruments? I've never even touched one!” The next second, he can play eighteen different instruments with ease, and even compose his own music? Helping with homework? Olympiad math? Child's play! And surely there's no harm in solving the quantum physics problems viewers post in the live chat, right? His parenting style is even more beyond comprehension: all about “working smart and raising kids hands-off.” Somehow, it works brilliantly, leaving the “perfect dad” next door questioning his entire existence. Zhang Wei: “I really just want to be a lazy fish.” His son Zhang Xiaobao: “Dad is amazing!” (starry-eyed) His wife, the top songstress Li Jianxiu: “Good boy, keep acting. Let's see how long you can keep up the charade.” The whole internet: “At first, we thought he was a useless live-in son-in-law. Then we realized he seems like an immortal big shot just slumming it! Sir, do you need a cleaner at home? One who's been to college!”