
Siheyuan: Keep Your Distance, All of You
四合院:全都莫挨老子
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- 834k Words
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See allLooking for Courtyard Fics With Smart Characters, No Idiotic Stories
Looking for books similar to "Experiencing the Spirit of the Times in a Siheyuan". There are more and more siheyuan novels these days, and they're getting more and more brainless. Give me something with some actual thought behind it, not a power fantasy.
Siheyuan Stories: I've Already Dropped So Many! Only Recommend the Best!
Grounded Stories About Siheyuan Courtyards That Feel Realistic
Courtyard House Novels Are All the Rage Lately, So Here Are a Few Carefully Selected Ones
I've followed all of these. They're pretty good overall. There may be a few annoying parts, but they're bearable.
Please Recommend Siheyuan Stories Where the Protagonist Works at a Steel Mill in a High Position and Earns a High Salary
Siheyuan Stories: No More Picking Fights, Just Focus on Building a Better Life
Looking for Courtyard House Stories with No Forced Dumbing Down and a Historically Authentic Setting
Looking for books similar to Four-Hearts Courtyard: Kill to Stop Killing. I want one that fits the period and doesn't dumb down everyone in the courtyard. No more of Jia Zhangshi throwing tantrums, He Yuzhu acting like a lovesick puppy, or some mindless moral grandstanding in their defense. Even the TV series wasn't like that.
I've Had My Fill of Siheyuan Stories over the Past Month or Two. Any Good Recommendations?
Please recommend some good novels.
Looking for a Siheyuan Novel Where the Protagonist Becomes Sha Zhu, With Less Crude Bathroom Humor and a Quick End to the Conflict. Make It Logical
Looking for books similar to "Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's Wonderful Life."
The Most Brutal Siheyuan Story: Bring It On
The fiercest new Four-Sided Courtyard novel. Come at me if you disagree!
Write Some Normal Siheyuan Novels
Siheyuan Stories with a Ruthless Protagonist Who Gets Vicious Revenge, Even When Nobody Messes with Them
Just give me the satisfying stuff. At least 400,000 words.
I’m So Tired of Stories About Humiliating Silly Zhu in the Siheyuan Setting!
Beijing Courtyard Stories with Decent Values
Siheyuan Novels That Make Basic Sense: No Brain-Dead Stories
I Just Got Into Siheyuan Stories. Please Help Me Out, Experts!
The Ten Greatest Siheyuan Novels
Stories set in or centered around a traditional Siheyuan courtyard.
New Siheyuan Novel with He Yuzhu as the Protagonist
A new book with He Yuzhu as the protagonist.
Looking for Siheyuan Stories with a More Aggressive Tone, Where the Protagonist Isn’t Sha Zhu
Looking for Siheyuan Stories Where the Male Lead Is Reborn as He Yuzhu
She doesn’t want to deal with the people in the Siheyuan, so she goes straight to the subdistrict office and says she wants to get married. She brings back a girl who fled famine. I think it might be quick transmigration, but I’m not sure. Please, please help me find it!
Stories with He Yuzhu as the Protagonist, Where He Stops Being Silly Zhu
Siheyuan Stories With a Principled Protagonist Who Treats Xu Damao Better
Looking for a Siheyuan Novel True to Its Era and Its Mindset!!
I'm looking for a story set in a Beijing courtyard compound that reflects the realities and values of the 1950s to 1980s, and whose basic setup stays true to the original TV series. Please don't recommend stories where people show up at your door demanding food, schemes are blatantly obvious, or someone gets beaten half to death or robbed without reporting it to the police.
Only Looking for Siheyuan Novels Where the Main Character Is Sha Zhu
Looking for books similar to "Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's Story Begins in 1958". Don't recommend anything where the protagonist is Silly Zhu! No sucking up to the old-age support group! And don't suck up to Third Master either!
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It's a book written from Sha Zhu's perspective, but it also contains the author's preconceived notions. The book clearly attempts to whitewash Sha Zhu and smear Yu Shui, and I quite agree with some of the points made about Xu Damao.
Rebirth: I'm a coward (5 stars) - I can't be the only one poisoned!
Actually, the first fifty chapters alone deserve a five-star rating! The author is intelligent, able to face problems correctly, and can analyze themselves in a timely manner. The author deserves praise; a leader in courtyard house fan fiction, completely showcasing their own style.
Is it illegal for me to call the police myself? Will I die if I go alone?
First, the writing is fluent and there are no obvious bugs. Of course, I didn't find any minor ones either 🤦. Any controversial points are just readers arguing for the sake of arguing. Secondly, the storyline is handled well. Unlike typical courtyard houses, which leave you wanting to stop watching after a while, this one is quite good. Third, it respects the beginning of the original storyline.
This is a good book. It objectively evaluates the thoughts and morals of everyone in the courtyard. Everyone is intelligent, and their ideas for handling affairs are all logical. Even if a simpleton like Sha Zhu is reborn, his IQ won't increase by even two ounces. Ordinary people don't have that kind of intelligence, that's for sure. And knowledge and perspective don't just magically appear in your brain after a rebirth. 😂
This is the most intelligent and logical story I've read out of dozens of fanfictions about courtyard houses. While it doesn't feature a system or time travel, but rather a rebirth, making it less exciting, it's not mindless either. The protagonist's personality and intelligence don't change after rebirth; he simply gains more insights, making it more believable. This might also explain why the book doesn't have a high rating.
It was alright, not too violent. Jia Zhangshi didn't have a continuous, incessant fit of madness like a mental patient, and Qin Huairu didn't fixate on Sha Zhu, as if there were no other men around. The ending was decent, but unfortunately, it wasn't satisfying enough. He didn't marry a beautiful woman.
Mingming Yi was arrested, so if you exposed his embezzlement of child support, wouldn't it be easier to convict him? You didn't even mention it when Yushui told you.
I've read no fewer than 80 novels about courtyard houses on Qidian and Tomato, and in terms of character relationships, personalities, and goals, the author of this book provides the most accurate, comprehensive, and insightful analysis! The first six chapters have completely exposed the true nature of everyone in the courtyard. Those who criticize the various characters should really take a look!