Siheyuan: Silly Zhu, Get Down on Your Knees!

I transmigrated into Love in the Courtyard as He Weiguo, the older brother who died young.

The grass on my comrades' graves hasn't even grown in yet, and I'm back.

I pushed open the front door and took a look. Good grief!

Silly Zhu, that good-for-nothing, was bowing and scraping as he served Qin Huairu tea and water, happily letting her use him like a pack mule. Yushui was so skinny she looked like a bean sprout, crouching in the corner and gnawing on a corn bun. Her clothes were covered in patches.

That pack of beasts in the courtyard had been sucking my He family's blood, bullying my siblings, treating my brother like a free cook and my sister like a servant.

I took down one enemy after another on the battlefield. You think I can't deal with this bunch of losers now that I'm back?

Rule One of my iron-blooded house code:

Silly Zhu, itching for a beating? Then take one!

I'll beat some sense into him until he sees through Qin Huairu's little schemes!

I'll beat it into him that “the men of the He family stand tall, got it”!

Rule Two of my iron-blooded house code:

Yushui's been wronged? Your big brother's got your back!

Anyone in this courtyard who dares lay a finger on my sister, I'll cut off their hand and feed it to the dogs!

From today on, if Yushui wants meat, she'll eat meat. If she wants to go to school, she'll go to school. She can live however she wants!

I've only got one thing to say:

From today on, I call the shots in the He family!

A courtyard full of beasts?

Yi Zhonghai thinks he can throw his weight around because he's old? I'll slap the property deed right in your face!

Xu Damao likes to play dirty? I'll show you what it means to have been a scout!

Qin Huairu acts all pitiful? You'll pay back every last thing you squeezed out of Silly Zhu over the years!

A double standard? You bet I have one!

With my younger brother: tough love, beat some sense into him!

With my younger sister: sunshine and affection, spoil her rotten!