Name: Uncle Nine: A Hundredfold Return, the Hoarding Mouse of a Junior Disciple
Author: Lone Fish Against the Current

Synopsis

Chu Mo transmigrates into the world of Uncle Jiu's zombie movies and gets a System called the Hoarder Mouse, which can store anything and grants a hundredfold return every seven days!

Store a bowl of glutinous rice, and ten days later, a mountain of glutinous rice appears.

Store a talisman, and ten days later, a hundred Fiend-Binding Talismans rain down from the sky.

Store a silver dollar, and ten days later, his money pouch swells into a little mountain of gold.

He only wanted to lie low and live the idle life of a salted fish at the funeral parlor. But the more he hoarded, the more bizarre things became...

The longer he stored something, the greater the rewards he received!

After a hundred days of hoarding, he even unlocked an ancient divine treasure!

Store a frayed ink-line compass cord, unlock the Immortal-Binding Rope.

Store a broken zombie fang, and he gets a Drought Demon scale formation!

Even a battered manual of the Shangqing Breathing Technique, after a hundred days in storage, turns out to be better than the Supreme Shangqing Great Cavern Scripture.

Wencai: "Yesterday, Junior Brother was still complaining about being broke. Today, he turned around and sold a stack of lost Zixiao Five-Thunder Talismans on the black market!"

Qiusheng: "He borrowed my copper-coin sword, saying he wanted to study it. Next thing I know, he's carrying a Seven-Star Fiend-Quelling Sword!"

Daoist Simu, puffing on a dry pipe after having quit smoking ten years ago: "All these moving paper figures and magical implements in the house... Could he be the reincarnation of the Patriarch?"

Uncle Jiu looked at Simu in amazement. "Who was the idiot who said this kid had the worst natural talent back then?!"

When the story reaches the Mr. Vampire II arc:

Shi Jian grinned wickedly and summoned lightning. "This is Maoshan's strongest lightning technique!"

Chu Mo tore the thunderclouds apart with a backhand strike. "You call that Lightning Fist?"

Uncle Jiu kicked in his door in the middle of the night. "You unworthy disciple! What are you hiding my thirty-year-old virgin urine for?!"

Ren Tingting stood in the doorway, holding twins. "What happened to that family heirloom jade pendant you promised me? The twins are already a month old!"

Other names

Uncle Nine: The Charity Cemetery Is Broke? No Problem, I'm Rich Enough to Rival a Nation九叔：义庄太穷？没事我富可敌国Alternate title on Fanqie

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