Uncle Nine: Young Master Ren, Keep Training and You’ll Ascend

Ren Xian transmigrates into Uncle Jiu's world of zombies, becoming the young son of Master Ren, the richest man in Ren Family Town, and the newest eight-year-old disciple of Uncle Jiu. He has just been scared half to death by a hideous hopping zombie when a chime rings in his mind: [Ding! You have bound the God-Tier Pleasure System! The more you enjoy yourself, the stronger you get. Keep enjoying yourself, and keep having a blast!] And so, in a world overrun by zombies, he begins living life to the fullest. While everyone else painstakingly practices talisman drawing, Ren Xian lounges in the sun with a candied hawthorn skewer. “Master, the sun feels wonderful. Let me meditate on the ways of heaven and earth a little longer~” [Ding! Congratulations, Host. Your pleasure points have exceeded 100,000. You receive one Royal Fortune Pill.] While Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai get up at dawn to train, Ren Xian snuggles deeper into his quilt. “Training? The Way follows nature. I'm sensing the Great Dao in my dreams...” [Ding! Host has obtained Maoshan's supreme treasure, the Five-Thunder Soul-Slaying Seal. Feeling happy and content, pleasure points +100.] Uncle Jiu tells him to go to Teng Teng Town to fight zombies. Chu Mo blinks. “Master, zombies are so scary! C-could I eat a roast chicken to calm my nerves first?” But inside, he's thinking: Take it to go and make a run for it! [Ding! Host's body and mind are feeling happy. Pleasure points +100. The Seven Divine and Ghostly Slaying Decrees' Shattering Order has been unlocked!] Sunbathing, sleeping in, soaking in a bath, cuddling up to beautiful women: his pleasure points keep climbing. He's the little “young master” who gives Uncle Jiu the biggest headache at the funeral home. “Xian'er! Time to get up. Your master is still waiting for you to lead the charge!” He's the little “golden boy” who leaves even the royal zombie scratching its head. “Roar? How is this baby's skin so thick? It's even tougher than my golden armor! It hurts my claws. I can't beat him!” And he's the junior fellow disciple who makes Qianhe blush. The boy has only just entered the Daoist novice realm, yet he gives Qianhe, a fifth-level Earth Master, such a beating that he starts to question his life...