
How to Forge a Straight-Laced Sword Cultivator
钢铁直男剑修是怎样炼成的
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- Eastern Fantasy
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This is a fantasy-themed novel that is really well written. The plot is cleverly conceived, with twists and turns and ups and downs, making readers unable to stop reading. The beginning of the novel is full of suspense. On the Tomb Sweeping Day, the twin brother burned paper and tied a cell phone with his brother who unfortunately fell into the sea, connecting the dreams of the two worlds. When I entered the dream, I realized that after my brother fell into the sea last year, he traveled to the world of immortality... The author has good literary skills, the language is fluent and popular, and the description is delicate and in place. It is worth reading and recommending, and giving it a five-star rating! The novel is really well written and well worth reading!
"I Helped Twin Brothers Become Sword Immortals" is an anti-routine fantasy novel that breaks the traditional fairy tale routines with its unique imagination. After traveling through the world of immortality, the protagonist did not take the ordinary path. He actually used a thunder talisman to attract lightning and hit himself to practice, and he became an "iron-headed boy" who was immune to lightning. Even the villains took a detour when they saw him, which created a full sense of contrast. The most outstanding thing is the protagonist's obsessive-compulsive disorder character - the sneak attack villain was struck by more than 2,000 lightning bolts and became convulsing, but he forced 900 to round up the number, electrifying the villain and breaking his heart. This kind of black humor is hilarious. The book has a brisk pace and a lot of laughs. It uses absurd cultivation methods to deconstruct the serious system of cultivating immortals. It is full of comedy effects while being refreshing. It is a high-quality reading for decompression and relaxation.
This imaginative article on cultivating immortality is simply a magical tool for catching fish and relieving stress! It brings the "ruthlessness" of a straight male swordsman and the "axis" of obsessive-compulsive disorder to a whole new level. The younger brother Luo Hai traveled through time and entered the Tiangang Sword Sect. Instead of following the ordinary path of cultivating immortals, he actually used the thunder talisman to attract thunder and strike himself wildly, and forcibly developed a thunder immunity constitution. The most famous scene is when the villain failed in a sneak attack and was struck by more than 2,000 thunderbolts. He actually had an obsessive-compulsive disorder and forced 900 to complete it, which directly electrocuted the villain's body and skin, broke his heart, and made him pound the bed with laughter. The whole process is fast-paced, densely packed with fun moments, and full of laughs. The protagonist is ridiculously cruel to himself, and he is extremely "fastidious" to the villain. The update is currently stable, and I am particularly looking forward to the follow-up collaboration between the twin brothers to unlock more outrageous and over-the-top famous training scenes!
This novel came to me suddenly when I went to pay homage to my ancestors during the Qingming Festival last year. So the writing process began. The early stage was not smooth. Trivial matters in life interrupted writing from time to time, so I stopped writing for a while. With the belief that I would never be an eunuch, after re-planning and adjusting the outline, I came back with renewed strength. As there are more and more characters, the image gradually takes shape, and the writing becomes more and more comfortable. The follow-up plot will be more exciting! Stay tuned!
This is an anti-routine, refreshing novel about cultivating immortality through sand sculptures. It is full of imaginative ideas and lots of laughs. It can be called a stress-relieving tool. The protagonist does not take the ordinary path of genius, and uses "masochistic" training to dominate the world of immortality. He uses thunder talismans to attract lightning and hit himself to become immune to thunder. This hard-core physical training method makes people laugh. The most amazing thing is his obsessive-compulsive disorder attribute. The villain was struck by more than 2,000 lightning bolts and was trembling, but he just made up for 900 of them, shocking the villain to the point of breaking his heart. In the famous scene, he laughed so much that he punched the table. Although it has only been updated to Tiandao Foundation Establishment at present, the pace is fast and not laggy, and the setting of the twin brothers also lays the groundwork. I look forward to the exciting plot of the brothers joining forces to enter the world of immortality. A cool book worth recommending.
I was attracted as soon as I saw the name, and I was not disappointed. It's really beautiful, I love it!
A super nice time-travel fantasy novel with novel settings, imaginative ideas, and ups and downs of the plot. I love it!
The novel catches people at the beginning, the content is humorous, and the IQs of all the members are online. It is well written, I love it!
A boy on campus connects to his brother who is cultivating immortality by tying up his cell phone with paper. The setting of ghost coins is used as a phone bill. It is a novel and funny setting. He is cheating on campus track and field while at the same time he is bombing Lei Fu in the fairy world. The two lines are running in parallel. The rhythm is brisk, both funny and passionate. The more you watch, the more you get addicted.
This novel has a wonderful imagination. The setting of two cross-border brothers is novel and interesting. The modern campus and the cultivation of immortality run parallel to each other, creating a full sense of contrast. The idea of cross-dimensional communication on paper-bound mobile phones is very innovative, the interaction of human materials supporting immortals is delicate and heart-warming, and the bond of brothers is touchingly portrayed. The rhythm is tight, and the levels, battles, and daily life on campus are well interspersed without any drag on the plot. I read it in one go, it's really good and worth recommending!