Travel through time and become Zhou Cang, the number one sword-carrying general in the Three Kingdoms, and awaken the [Human Shield System]——
Without practicing swordsmanship or learning martial arts, you can become stronger as long as you get beaten!
But there is a side effect: the whole body sweats crazily, forms a two-centimeter-thick mud armor, and emits a biological and chemical weapons-grade odor.
From then on, Zhou Cang's life style completely went astray——
He can defeat his own mother to death, defeat the whole village, send his opponents away with a booger, and scare the generals to death with a sneeze.
The smuggled salt outperformed the war horses, and the guard at Nagasaka Bridge drove back five thousand tigers and leopards.
Borrowing arrows from a straw boat? I stood on the bow of the boat as a target, and all my arrows got stuck in the mud armor. Boss Cao suffered such a loss that he vomited blood.
Going to a meeting alone? I stood behind Guan Yu. Lu Su vomited on the spot, and no one in Soochow dared to speak.
Flooded the Seventh Army? I walked under the water and dragged Pound up from the bottom. I scared him so much that he thought he had seen a water ghost.
Cao Cao also sent gold sore medicine and wrote a letter of surrender, thinking that I was covered with wounds.
Zhou Cang: "Boss Cao, that's not an injury, it's mud."
The envoy cried and fainted on the spot: "General, don't lie to me, you are unparalleled in loyalty!"
Later, Liu Bei named me General Iron Wall, Zhuge Liang experimented with me, Zhang Fei drank wine with me, and Sun Quan cut off three swords.
Even Cao Pi personally went to the battle to attack me, and his hand was broken with one blow of his sword.
I don't know how to use a knife or fight, but I am the strongest shield in the world.
Want to kill me? First, I asked about the mud and smell all over my body.
This is a strange story about a landlubber who walks under water, a big boss who defeats enemies with his boogers, and who can change the Three Kingdoms even while lying down and being beaten. Serious? Doesn't exist. It's really cool.
