
Harry Potter: They All Want to Be My Dogs
HP:他们都想当我的狗
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- Harry Potter: Death Eaters' Second Careers After LayoffsHp:食死徒下岗再就业Alternate title on Fanqie
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My goodness, this is so well written! 🥹 It's been a long time since I've read any HP fanfiction, and this is one of the best I've read recently. It's lighthearted and well-written (generally, there's a rule in HP fanfiction: well-written fanfiction tends to be very angsty and follows the original plot, while lighthearted fanfiction is usually written by less skilled writers; this one breaks that…
The female lead is well-developed; she has a cheerful and carefree personality, living life to the fullest. If you don't let her be comfortable, she'll send you to meet Merlin. The other characters are also well-developed, and the plot is very satisfying. From the beginning, she introduces Harry Potter and Sirius Black, and Harry is taught a bland, almost crazy way.
It's really good! Liz is an adorable little girl, the kind who'll retaliate even if you don't mess with her (currently, she might only be targeting Lucius for money). She's all about not compromising herself, has powerful magic, is incredibly strong in combat, ruthless, and exceptionally clever—it's really satisfying!!
Delicious! Finally, a Harry Potter fanfiction I can finish reading! The writing isn't simplistic, the character introductions are well-arranged, it's a popular and strong female lead, perfect for female protagonist lovers, and it doesn't angst-filled. Also: Little Barty, a must-read yandere male ghost, so captivating, it really hits my sweet spot!
The main story is finished! It's so good, so good, so good! After reading so many Harry Potter novels, this one is truly amazing, especially the moment the storyline came to a close—it gave me goosebumps! Sirius Black, Barty the Ghost, Severus the Stubborn, raising Harry, Tom the Clint, the witty and courageous diary-writing Tom, Remus, the Twins, and the blind little Goosebumps and Tom Riddle…
Come check this out if you're getting into this book! The main character is Liz (King Chestnut 🌰), the most popular girl! It's a romance story, and the female lead isn't entirely innocent; she has her own quirky side! There's no yuri! But there is friendship! Everyone in the book survives except for Lily and Jaime, who are beyond saving!
Queen Chestnut!! After reading this, I also want to be Queen Liz's dog! She's so charismatic!! She's bold, beautiful, strong, and highly intelligent—I love this kind of female lead! She's like my master, and also like my mother. Liz trains dogs like this, and I just want to watch them being manipulated by her. Liz, it's not just your mother who cries when you talk about your growth.
It's already over before we knew it, but thankfully there are still some delicious side stories on the way! Little Tanuki, who are you?! You're so good at writing about all sorts of characters, from lewd men and green tea b*tches to dog-like and cat-like types, and our invincible Queen Liz, the most stress-free and powerful person in the world, and a naturally cute little fox!
This short story is so good! It feels quite unique compared to most other stories; I've never seen anything like it before. It's a bit sarcastic and abstract, with some of the jokes being quite fresh and instantly funny. The female lead is also adorable, and everyone feels so real. The little dragon, trying to get the female lead's attention while being a bit arrogant, is really cute.
The writing is good, and it's a great story. Even though he's a heartthrob, the character traits are there, and the female lead is very charming. It has a slightly comedic tone, but it doesn't feel awkward. Who are the characters with unrequited love? The first generation is clear, but will Remus be in the first generation? He doesn't have much of a storyline yet. Who are the second generation?