Harry Potter: Everyone Can Read Minds, So I Become a Player with My Snark

Name: Harry Potter: Everyone Can Read Minds, So I Become a Player with My Snark
Author: Hot Spring Water Slips Over Her Skin, Washing Away the Creamy White

HP：全员读心，我靠吐槽当海王

by Hot Spring Water Slips Over Her Skin, Washing Away the Creamy White (温泉水滑洗凝脂)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 428k Words
Genre: Female-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Harry Potter fanfic + mind-reading and gossip + everyone falls for her + lighthearted comedy + extreme contrast]

After transmigrating into a nobody at Hogwarts, Eve gets bound to a gossip System. Collect enough emotion points, and she can exchange them for top-tier magical talent! On the outside, she's a painfully shy little quail who blushes when she makes eye contact and stammers whenever she speaks. On the inside, she's a shameless old pro with a filthy mouth and a knack for roasting everyone.

“Draco is so handsome. Too bad he'll go bald one day.” “Professor Snape's chaste black robes... I wonder how many seconds it'd take to undo the buttons?” “Cedric is as sunny as they come, but he won't even live to graduate!”

She thinks she's hidden her true thoughts perfectly, until the haughty young master blushes and slips her a hair-loss prevention potion, and the cold professor pins her against a wall and murmurs, “Would you like to undo them and see?” Eve's eyes widen in shock. System, get out here! Why can they hear my thoughts?!

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162Chapters

94Reads

166Shelves

11Listens

11.1kReads · all time

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