Genshin Impact: From Kidnapping Hu Tao to Becoming Her Darling

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + alternate setting + Hu Tao + System + comedic daily life] Bi Yuntao is accidentally run over by a truck and transmigrates to Teyvat! After Qiqi carries him back to Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, he meets Hu Tao, its director. Under pressure from the tasks assigned by the System, he makes Hu Tao his wife. To keep Bi Yuntao from getting himself killed, the System gives him a whole bunch of skills. Later, when he sets out to win over Furina, it even gives him an incubus upgrade. When attacked by an ordinary monster, Bi Yuntao doesn’t hesitate: “Let this round moonlight shine across ten thousand rivers!” When he sees Tartaglia refusing to listen, he goes straight for “Azure Dragon, Turbid World.” When he encounters the Whirlpool God, he says, “Heh, a god? Sorry about that.” “I weep for the departed. The twilight rain will fall at last.” And when he sees the Raiden Shogun, he thinks, “Interesting, but not that interesting.” “They’re both generals, so let’s see which one is stronger.” “Divine might, radiant and revered, decree the merciless strike!” Lumine and Paimon: “Brother Bi Yuntao, you’re amazing!” Bi Yuntao looks disdainful. “Of course I am. Do you even know who I am? Even if the Heavenly Principles showed up, they’d have to get on their knees.” In Sumeru, he sees the puppet Scaramouche in his god-form mech and hears him say, “Beelzebul, I have ascended to godhood.” Bi Yuntao can’t help but sneer. “Ascended to what godhood? You just want something good to eat.” “We’re both using mechs. Let’s see whose is stronger!” “I will set the sea of stars ablaze!” No matter what trouble he runs into later, Bi Yuntao always says, “They’re just little mosquitoes. A quick squeeze and they’re gone.”